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14 Unbreakable Commuting Commandments On The Tube

By Dylan Varian

December 20, 2016 at 12:18am

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When it comes to commuting everyone, and I mean everyone is in a rush. So things need to move swiftly and almost perfectly for everything to go right. So we've put together 14 rules that should not be broken when commuting - especially in big cities.

1. Swipe your card and get through ASAP. Everyone is in a hurry.

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2. If it's busy - get your ass to the back!

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3. The tube is dirty. We get it. Don't be a dick.

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4. Only you should be able to hear the rave that's happening in your earphones.

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5. Your dog doesn't deserve a seat.

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6. Nor does your bag.

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7. Leave your kayak at home.

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8. Offer up your seat to those who need it more than you do.

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9. Leave your smelly food at home, please.

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10. Don't, for the love of god, consume the poles.

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11. Leave your damn shoes on!

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12. Don't talk to people, you weirdo!

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13. Stop trying to read a massive paper. You're going to punch 10 people in the face.

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14. And for fuck sake, wear clothes!

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