The most important issue of the day is not the imminent US election, that's literally nothing compared to the real problem facing civilisation right now: the shrinking of the Toblerone.
The company has claimed that they've had to scale back their triangular treat because of its ingredients getting more expensive in the wake of Brexit.
Needless to say, Toblerone lovers are not happy.
— Enda Conway (@EndaConway) November 8, 2016
— David G. K. Statter (@david_statter) November 8, 2016
Just combing my hair with the new #Toblerone
— Hayley Ellis (@Hayles_Ellis) November 8, 2016
— Jamie Ryan (@JamievRyan) November 8, 2016
Unconfirmed reports that the Curly Wurly is to be unravelled and renamed the Straighty Waighty #Toblerone
— Will Hagerty (@whagerty) November 8, 2016
— Tom Pride (@ThomasPride) November 8, 2016
2016 summed up:
1st quarter, everyone dies
2nd quarter, Brexit
3rd quarter, they take away our baking show
4th quarter, #Toblerone shrinks
— Sharon Brookshaw (@SharonBrookshaw) November 8, 2016
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) November 8, 2016
— Dafydd Prichard (@lliwedd) November 8, 2016
#toblerone So, kept the size of the packaging while delivering less chocolate?
For a maximum minus score tell us it was a health move.
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrownofca1) November 8, 2016
— Ciarán Russell (@KeeKeeRiQui) November 8, 2016
— Phoebe Conroy (@PhoebeeEliza) November 8, 2016
Drag us out of the EU in the most backwards step since the dark ages - fine. But change the shape of the effin #Toblerone and it's war.
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) November 8, 2016
Best word to describe #Toblerone change...
— The Duke of Umbrage ✪ live from gates of hell???? (@ICETWICE) November 8, 2016