The most important issue of the day is not the imminent US election, that’s literally nothing compared to the real problem facing civilisation right now: the shrinking of the Toblerone.
The company has claimed that they’ve had to scale back their triangular treat because of its ingredients getting more expensive in the wake of Brexit.
Needless to say, Toblerone lovers are not happy.
UK… What have you done??? #Brexit #Toblerone pic.twitter.com/BmrrJWD8sf
— Enda Conway (@EndaConway) November 8, 2016
What the hell happened to #Toblerone bars?
What’s next, 3 finger @KITKAT … single deckers … Half moon Jaffa Cakes?
Madness! pic.twitter.com/rINrA0wmdU— David G. K. Statter (@david_statter) November 8, 2016
Just combing my hair with the new #Toblerone
— Hayley Ellis (@Hayles_Ellis) November 8, 2016
Christmas is ruined #Toblerone pic.twitter.com/iiGOmiOTfl
— Jamie Ryan (@JamievRyan) November 8, 2016
Unconfirmed reports that the Curly Wurly is to be unravelled and renamed the Straighty Waighty #Toblerone
— Will Hagerty (@whagerty) November 8, 2016
BREAKING – Theresa May urges unemployed to make most of post-Brexit opportunities by filling gaps in #Toblerone. More soon …#eatthepoor
— Tom Pride (@ThomasPride) November 8, 2016
2016 summed up:
1st quarter, everyone dies
2nd quarter, Brexit
3rd quarter, they take away our baking show
4th quarter, #Toblerone shrinks
????— Sharon Brookshaw (@SharonBrookshaw) November 8, 2016
Actually I think the new #Toblerone reflects the current world in 2016. Less peaks, longer, unsatisfying troughs. pic.twitter.com/oceVO5dWCH
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) November 8, 2016
#Toblerone is expected to reach peak misery in 2020 pic.twitter.com/TzB6hdqTC4
— Dafydd Prichard (@lliwedd) November 8, 2016
#toblerone So, kept the size of the packaging while delivering less chocolate?
For a maximum minus score tell us it was a health move.
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrownofca1) November 8, 2016
Tbh, I would be casting my #ElectionNight vote for whoever fixes the #Toblerone. This is the biggest problem facing the world right now.
— Ciarán Russell (@KeeKeeRiQui) November 8, 2016
*UK in the future*
” What were people’s thoughts on #Election2016 back in the day?”
” How #Toblerone made their bars smaller… wankers!”— Phoebe Conroy (@PhoebeeEliza) November 8, 2016
Drag us out of the EU in the most backwards step since the dark ages – fine. But change the shape of the effin #Toblerone and it’s war.
— Will Black (@WillBlackWriter) November 8, 2016
Best word to describe #Toblerone change…
— The Duke of Umbrage ✪ live from gates of hell???? (@ICETWICE) November 8, 2016
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