Abusive Balloons- Guaranteed to Deflate

Screen-Shot-2014-12-05-at-01.12.35

Its the age old way of showing your favourite people that you really care about them- slag and abuse them and nothing says "I fucking love you bro" than a bunch of abusive balloons. Available to buy on FIREBOX, there's really no better way to undermine someone's big day!


  • Really undermine someone's big day
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  • A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath
Screen-Shot-2014-12-05-at-01.12.35
Screen-Shot-2014-12-05-at-01.12.46
Screen-Shot-2014-12-05-at-01.12.55
Screen-Shot-2014-12-05-at-01.13.06
Screen-Shot-2014-12-05-at-01.13.18

Written By

Louise Johnston

With experience in the Irish FMCG industry LoJo has previously worked for global brands such as Bacardi and Red Bull. She can be described as a passionate infomaniac with an innate flare for brands, marketing and tech trends.

Comments