Let the arguing in the comments begin, because we’ve just rated the 50 sexiest and least accents known to man.
Our ranking tool? Our own trusty ears. Is this true? You can be the judge.
The least sexiest accents in the world?
50. Welsh
Little Britain ruined this.
49. Romanian
Dracula? Meh.
48. Belgian
If you’ve ever heard Flemmish spoken, you’ll agree.
47. Indian
Sorry.
46. Finnish
Make it stop.
45. Japanese
Very cute, but sexy? Nope. Unless they’re a Samurai warier.
44. New York
New YAAAAAHK. Nah.
43. Swiss
Too serious.
42. Mauritian
An… Interesting one.
41. Croatian
Croats just sound so harsh. Meh.
40. Nigerian
Midday Nigerian soaps on TV have us turned off.
39. Russian
Scary.
38. Pakistani
Way too fast.
37. Latvian
See ‘Russian’
36. Polish
Not the worst, not the best.
35. Somalian
Trust us.
34. Canadian
Are you American or are you not? Stop talking so politely.
33. Glaswegian
Take your Iron-Bru and get out.
32. Malaysian
Pretty. But naaat sexay.
31. Chinese
*Sigh*
30. Austrian
Brings back traumatising Sound of Music memories.
29. Estonian
Sliiiightly better.
28. Norwegian
It sounds like smoked fish. Let’s be honest.
These ones are juuuuuust okay. We guess.
27. London English
Alri Bruv.
26. Argentine
Preferably spoken while salsa dancing.
25. Thai
Surprisingly adorable.
24. Czech
Suave.
23. Libyan
Those Arab delights. Mm.
22. Dutch
Tall, blonde, and handsomely spoken.
21. Chilean
Wine might be to blame for this.
20. Greek
Mamma Mia!
19. Zimbabwean
So strong.
18. American
Debatable.
17. Mexican
Oh, sÃ.
16. Portuguese
Bringing hotness to Ireland since 1999. Or whenever.
15. Scottish
Aye.
14. New Zealand
Bonus points for being more chill than Ozzies.
13. Danish
Vikings. Hello?
12. German
Guten morgen to you…
11. Brazilian
The new sound of sexiness.
You ready for the top 10 sexiest?…
10. Southern American
That slow Texan drawl.
9. Jamaican
YAHHHH.
8. Israeli
We can’t explain it. It’s just hot.
7. Spanish
Because obviously.
6. Irish
A global favourite, to be sure to be sure.
5. French
The language of love.
4. Australian
V sexy, hey?
3. Northern Irish
Jamie Dornan. Enough said.
2. Italian
If only Dolmio day was every day.
1. South African
Affrikaans is the key to our hearts.
So there ya have it. Where does your accent rate?
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