PICS: This Kid Found The Most Hilariously Inappropriate Message In A Bottle

“So no pirates then. Just druggies"

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When I was a kid, I always imagined that if I found a message in a bottle, it would be from some pour soul trapped on a desert island.

What 8 year old me could have done about that situation, I just don't know, but it was a dream of mine none the less.

One boy thought he was about to fulfill all our childhood dreams when he found a message in a bottle. But alas, it was not meant to be. 

Boy Bottle Cocaine

Credit: Steven Smith Facebook

The excited boy smashed the bottle only to be met with this hilarious - I mean disappointing, message.

Boy Bottle Cocaine 2

Credit: Steven Smith Facebook

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Louise Donnery

Louise is a writer here at She is a Dublin gal, born and raised, lives nearly entirely on a diet of tapas and can be regularly spotted in popular watering holes around Dublin city.