After giving some serious thought to the matter, we've concluded that the Irish are probably the least likeable people on the planet.
You hear visitors to Ireland saying things like, "the Irish are sooo friendly, they're so fun, they've got such a beautiful country" — alas, it's our regret to inform you that all of these statements are utterly false.
Don't believe it? Allow me to illustrate how devoid of positive qualities these islanders are...
Their accents are horrendous
Who could find this attractive?
Their native language is gobbledygook
An assault on the ears.
Their names make no sense
Here's an idea, Órfhlaith Ó'Muireadhaigh or whatever, get a name that actually sounds like it's spelled.
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— iana murray (@suspiriana) February 1, 2018
They've got no sense of humour
This lot are drier than the Sahara.
They've got no idea about food
Reeeal tempting cuisine you got there, guys.
They're devoid of musical talent
Musicians of Ireland, do yourselves a favour: don't give up the day jobs.
They can't act to save their lives
Not exactly known for their stellar performances.
They're abysmal at sport
Can you even name any real athletes among 'em?
And the fans are even worse
I mean, just look at this carry on...
They can't dance
And I think we can all agree that the world would be much better off if they didn't try.
They've never produced a writer worth mentioning
Their number one export is pure drivel.
They've never contributed anything to the world
You think they'd have invented something useful at this stage...
Their hair is an insult to the eyes
Who in their right mind would want to stay a redhead?
They don't know the first thing about good booze
Stick to making tea, lads.
Their history would make you fall asleep
Can you even name one noteworthy event in their whole past?
They're seriously inhospitable
They don't know the first thing about making a guest feel at home.
Incapable of electing a decent president
Democracy clearly isn't for them.