Tesco Is Selling Mulled Spice Scented Toilet Roll For Christmas

I mean, who wouldn’t want their backside to smell like Christmas?!

Retailer giant, Tesco, have recently launched their new ‘luxury soft toilet tissue’ containing citrol, eugenol, cinnamol, citronella and limonene.

Tesco had this to say about their most controversial product: 

Our mulled spice scented toilet tissue has a mulled spice fragrance core and a decorated paper for extra indulgence everyday.

And, just in case you were worried, the supermarket added that the roll has been, “developed for softness, strength and performance.”

Brilliant. We were concerned. 

However, the people don’t seem too pleased.