Bloody hell, you guys keep getting gasser and gasser as days go by.
And the best bit? Even though the world is falling down around us - five minutes on Twitter and we're always laughing. So we want to celebrate you guys, and have included some of our favourite in this piece.
Read 'em and (try not to) weep.
1. In today's music news
On Beyonce's news, an Irish twist, she's having the Carter twins.
— vickey curtis (@raginspice) February 2, 2017
How I love placing a Creme Egg in the centre of a pancake in its final moments in the pan, to then wrap it in a pancake like a nappy.
— Louise Bruton (@luberachi) January 31, 2017
3. Good luck, God bless
My love life ???? pic.twitter.com/U7MA5t0pKK
— S•e•án (@dogatadisco) January 28, 2017
5. Real talk
6. The pressing questions
7. Memories x
Today the mature student in my course farted really loud and was like "Oops. That reminds me do you want to hear my fart poem?"
— chanaughty (@RareGucci) February 1, 2017
9. Irish delicacies
"Would you like a tea? Coffee?
..... Or something stronger?" [winks] pic.twitter.com/T78pJz4tIP
— rebecca comedy (@rbcakn) January 26, 2017
10. Gender conquers all
Guy 1: OK. Nail polish on the hand means it's a woman.
Guy 2: You can't see the other hand's nails. How do we make it clear that it's a man? pic.twitter.com/wuCHuLWgQQ
— Conor Smith (@conorsmith) January 25, 2017
11. Aphrodisiacs <3
new favourite thing is valentines menus where they give romantic names to dishes pic.twitter.com/SRRsTxwuuk
— Patrick (@PrayForPatrick) January 30, 2017
Bus Eireann real time is fake news
— adam (@RummHammm) February 2, 2017