Chris Hemsworth. Tom Hardy. Charlize Theron. Keira Knightley. They’re all on tonight!
We’ve nearly made it to the weekend! Let us celebrate with a movie!
Snow White & The Huntsman – FilmFour – 6.35pm
In a twist to the fairy tale, the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth) ordered to take Snow White (Kristen Stewart) into the woods to be killed winds up becoming her protector and mentor in a quest to vanquish the Evil Queen (Charlize Theron).
The Lone Ranger – BBC Four – 9pm
Native American warrior Tonto (Johnny Depp) recounts the untold tales that transformed John Reid (Armie Hammer), a man of the law, into a legend of justice.
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit – FilmFour – 9pm
Jack Ryan (Chris Pine), as a young covert C.I.A. analyst, uncovers a Russian plot to crash the U.S. economy with a terrorist attack.
Mean Machine – Comedy Central – 10pm
A football star (Vinnie Jones) jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.
Conan The Barbarian – ITV4 – 10.30pm
A young boy, Conan, becomes a slave after his parents are killed and tribe destroyed by a savage warlord and sorcerer, Thulsa Doom (James Earl Jones). When he grows up (Arnie!) he becomes a fearless, invincible fighter. Set free, he plots revenge against Thulsa Doom.
True Lies – FilmFour – 11.05pm
A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent (Arnie again!) has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife (Jamie Lee Curtis) might be having an affair with a used-car salesman (Bill Paxton) while terrorists smuggle nuclear war heads into the United States.
Locke – Channel 4 – 1.35am
Ivan Locke (Tom Hardy), a dedicated family man and successful construction manager, receives a phone call on the eve of the biggest challenge of his career that sets in motion a series of events that threaten his carefully cultivated existence.
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