These Are The 10 Things Donald Trump Should Do If He Visits Ireland

By Sarah

May 14, 2017 at 1:20pm


Words cannot describe just how many things that President of the United States, Donald Trump (we shudder even writing that), seems to really, really hate.

Using Twitter as his spewing platform of choice, Trump has denounced so many people and places we've lost count. Who can keep up with it all?

Which is why surely he wouldn't blame us for "forgetting" a few things he might not be too fond of - so that when the time came for him to make a little visit to Ireland, we could take him on a personal tour to these pretty ingenious suggestions of what he should do when he's on the Emerald Isle.

Feel free to add your own ideas below ;)

1. Swing by Pantibar

Dublin's fave bar serving the LGBTI community and their friends, we'd hope that Panti Bliss herself could talk some sense into marriage-equality opposed Trump.

2. Visit Tresses Hairpiece Boutique

Let's face it: The man badly needs a new gruaig fix. These hairpiece experts will hopefully sort it out.

3. Check out the toilets in Adelphi bar

Another Dublin drinking hole for Trump's list, except in this one we'll lead him straight into the men's toilets to relive some Russian memories.

4. Journey to Moneygall village

Considering Trump has said that Obama is "perhaps the worst president in U.S history", we think a visit to Obama's ancestors birthplace would go down a treat.

5. Go glove shopping in Dunnes Stores

Word on the street is that Dunnes have a great range of children's gloves in at the moment - perfect for warming up small hands. 

6. Get a nice Cocoa Brown tan

Ireland's favourite tan, Cocoa Brown, has a lovely mahogany shade that would 100% be an improvement on Trump's preferred tangerine shade.

7. Stop by the Amazon Headquarters

Trump famously wants to keep all the businesses in America and impose heavy penalties for those setting up off shore, but maybe Amazon's funky offices will change his mind. 

8. Snack on a carnitas burrito

Wait, Donald Trump loves Mexico right? We wonder if he'd see the funny side of Pablo Picante's #PledgeForPablo in their 'Build Burritos Not Walls' campaign. :)

9. Try on a flat cap for size

Red isn't really his colour, and as for that #MAGA slogan? Please Donald, let us help you pick a nice tweed flat cap to wear instead. 

10. Binge watch Father Ted

Seeing Dougal's character wrongly judge the size of cows might help Trump understand where he's going so wrong with his 'alternative facts' for the inauguration crowd turnout.

Yep, we think Donald Trump will have a grand oul time here...

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