Search icon


05th Oct 2018

Top 50 Countries In The World Ranked By Sexiness Of Their Accents


Let the arguing in the comments begin, because we’ve just rated the 50 sexiest and least accents known to man.

Our ranking tool? Our own trusty ears. Is this true? You can be the judge.

The least sexiest accents in the world?

50. Welsh

Little Britain ruined this.

49. Romanian

Dracula? Meh.

48. Belgian

If you’ve ever heard Flemmish spoken, you’ll agree.

47. Indian


46. Finnish

Make it stop.

45. Japanese

Very cute, but sexy? Nope. Unless they’re a Samurai warier.

44. New York


43. Swiss

Too serious.

42. Mauritian

An… Interesting one.

41. Croatian

Croats just sound so harsh. Meh.

40. Nigerian

Midday Nigerian soaps on TV have us turned off.

39. Russian


38. Pakistani

Way too fast.

37. Latvian

See ‘Russian’

36. Polish

Not the worst, not the best.

35. Somalian

Trust us.

34. Canadian

Are you American or are you not? Stop talking so politely.

33. Glaswegian

Take your Iron-Bru and get out.

32. Malaysian

Pretty. But naaat sexay.

31. Chinese


30. Austrian

Brings back traumatising Sound of Music memories.

29. Estonian

Sliiiightly better.

28. Norwegian

It sounds like smoked fish. Let’s be honest.

These ones are juuuuuust okay. We guess.

27. London English

Alri Bruv.

26. Argentine

Preferably spoken while salsa dancing.

25. Thai

Surprisingly adorable.

24. Czech


23. Libyan

Those Arab delights. Mm.

22. Dutch

Tall, blonde, and handsomely spoken.

21. Chilean

Wine might be to blame for this.

20. Greek

Mamma Mia!

19. Zimbabwean

So strong.

18. American


17. Mexican

Oh, .

16. Portuguese

Bringing hotness to Ireland since 1999. Or whenever.

15. Scottish


14. New Zealand

Bonus points for being more chill than Ozzies.

13. Danish

Vikings. Hello?

12. German

Guten morgen to you…

11. Brazilian

The new sound of sexiness.

You ready for the top 10 sexiest?…

10. Southern American

That slow Texan drawl.

9. Jamaican


8. Israeli

We can’t explain it. It’s just hot.

7. Spanish

Because obviously.

6. Irish

A global favourite, to be sure to be sure.

5. French

The language of love.

4. Australian

V sexy, hey?

3. Northern Irish

Jamie Dornan. Enough said.

2. Italian

If only Dolmio day was every day.

1. South African

Affrikaans is the key to our hearts.

So there ya have it. Where does your accent rate?