“Vagina Nails” Are The Latest Trend To Sweep Instagram

For all women (and men for that matter) who are not of the belief that vulvas should adorn our fingertips, look away now.

For this is the newest trend to sweep social media, and it’s not pretty.

First came vajazzle and even glitter bombs – but decorating our pinkies with vaginas is something else entirely. I mean, people will clock those babies in work.

Noone wants that shit on a Monday morning.

The clarion call for the new insta-mania is ‘Girl Power’ but as a woman, this sort of stuff is exactly what makes me want to go and hide in a cave and never return to ‘polite’ society.

We plain don’t get it. We won’t judge you if you choose to take part in the so-called ‘vagina nail art’ because that’s your perogative.

But we do not want you painting ours. Ever.

Please.