"It's not your Wadi... it's Mi Wadi!"
"I fell in love with the landscape from day one"
"Never go into a wet field without your wellies on"
We all know that stinky customer
"Early 30s, steady job, no kids, zero chance of promotion – I wouldn't hold out much hope"
We've got a little something for all tastes
"It's like he's got an erection..."
"Socks and sandals, it's a classic!"