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PIC: NSFW - Here's Marty Whelan Enthralled By A Cock-Shaped Rock

By Darragh Berry

July 23, 2018 at 4:07pm


Marty Whelan - the gift that keeps on giving.

The year is 2178: Ireland will be in its 3000th day of successive heatwave-like temperatures, Dublin will still be All-Ireland football champions and Marty Whelan will be lining out to present Winning Streak while organising his notes for the upcoming Eurovision song contest (which we still won't have qualified for)

You may remember a, questionable photo, appearing inside the RTÉ Guide a couple of years back involving Marty Whelan on a scooter.

It wasn't an optical illusion and it bugged and confused people for so many years that Marty was forced to explain the photo many years later once and for all.

This time, Marty found himself on the other end of the joke when he posed for a picture with this rock which has the outlines of a penis on it.

We have so many questions too but in the words of Crazy World: "Don't know why, don't know where, don't care less, it's all the same.

Marty Whelan Rock 2

We can't quite post the name of the Reddit User who shared this fantastic image online because it's even more inappropriate than Whelan's scooter photo, but you know who you are and we want to know how you found this.

We hope this has brightened up your day.

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