PIC: Someone tried To Experiment With A Pint Of Guinness And It Didn't Work
If it aint broke, don't fix it
Hearts are set to break across the country when they see the atrocity that was carried out on the pint of Guinness.
In a Seattle sports bar, one observant Twitter user noticed someone ordered a Guinness and Sprite.
Yes, a Guinness AND Sprite.
He wrote: "Someone next to me at this Seattle soccer bar just ordered a Guinness and Sprite, and WTF, is this a thing?"
Someone next to me at this Seattle soccer bar just ordered a Guinness and Sprite, and WTF, is this a thing? pic.twitter.com/MV7F8G46Co— Ross Maghielse (@Maghielse) July 10, 2018
The brave soul sacrificed himself and tasted it...
Update: as an adult, I asked a complete stranger “can a try a sip” of your dumb drink. He obliged. It taste like I licked a Manhattan sidewalk a day after a nor’easter. I did this for ya’ll.— Ross Maghielse (@Maghielse) July 10, 2018
While we were trying to wrap our heads around why anyone in their right mind would order this, let alone make it, we were reminded of the last time someone fucked with the sanctity of the black stuff.
We're talking about the monstrosity that is the Guinness Badger or, the unholy union of Guinness and Smirnoff Ice as we refer to it.
Some purists might say this is a hanging offence and we have to agree with them.
What do you think? Would you drink it?