Imagine sunrise and sunset on the water.
There is central heating making it cosy, and the deck has a table and chairs, so you and your better half could have drinks watching the sunset.
The boat is fully fitted out with electricity, hot & cold water, full kitchen, shower and toilets, so you don't have to leave if you don't want to.
Check out the breakfast bar
It's a steal for €100 per night
*Commences dropping hints*