Every so often, trends come around that make us want to crawl into a hole and forget that someone actually thinks that parachute pants are acceptable work wear.
Note: Parachute pants are never acceptable work wear.
Anyway, it seems that we (the people of the world) have allowed today's current trends to breeze by while we were busier doing something else, and it would appear that no one really paid any attention to them, i.e. calling them out for the monstrosities that they are - until now.
THIS ENDS HERE.
1. Teeny tiny short shorts
When was this cleared by us?
2. Jack & Jones' terrible jeans
Still with the Jack & Jones...
3. 'Barely there' wife beaters
4. Painfully tight jeans
Note: That's painful for you, and us.
5. Hawaiian shirts
Come on guys, you're better than that.
Please say you're better than that.
6. Runners that look like they've landed from space
7. Snapbacks with shite logos
What the fuck is this?
8. Dodgy cardis
9. Anything weed orientated
Good God no.
10. Brightly coloured neon runners
You look like Minnie.
11. And finally, the deepest of V necks
Oh God, what have we done...