1. First of all, it’s International ‘Leave The Office Early’ Day
Click here if you don’t believe us. Need we say more?
2. Look at the feckin’ weather
It could be miserable all weekend. Make the most of it.
3. Those beer garden pints won’t drink themselves
Get them while they’re cold…
4. You need to get a seat by the bar
Pubs will be JAMMERS by 6.
5. Because the office has been empty since 12
Where the f*ck is everyone?
6. Because Friday
Need we say more?
7. Also, it’s Bank Holiday Friday
8. Food poisoning
It must have been that lunch you had?
9. The kids!
“OMG, someone has to collect the kids…”
“You don’t have…”
*door slams*
10. Because ‘F.T.S o’clock’ comes earlier on sunny days
F*ck this shit, I’m going home.
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