This story is pretty unreal.
A tale of how a good deed turned into a weird deed, and from there, into a… well, we’re not quite sure what, actually.
It’s all a bit odd, and has a few twists, turns and ugly bits, so we’ll leave it to Miss Potkin – the hero of the story, for want of a better word – to tell it in her own words.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH indeed.