Abusive Balloons- Guaranteed to Deflate

Its the age old way of showing your favourite people that you really care about them- slag and abuse them and nothing says “I fucking love you bro” than a bunch of abusive balloons. Available to buy on
FIREBOX, there’s really no better way to undermine someone’s big day!

• Really undermine someone’s big day
• Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
• A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
• Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath