Your brain gets weird in the shower.
We're not quite sure why it happens, but as soon as the water starts to flow your mind starts to wonder, old songs pop into your head, you have imaginary arguments and the most bizarre stuff questions start occurring to you.
Since Cadbury Twirl is bringing its Take Ten With Twirl pop-up on tour around Ireland this August — which invites members of the public to come chill out on a bean bag, place their phone in a signal-blocking pouch and write their thoughts in a notebook while enjoying a hot drink with a Twirl — we've decided that today we're going to look at a few of the questions that we always seem to ponder while in the shower...
Which armrest belongs to you on an airplane?
The war for elbow room needs to come to an end.
Do fish get thirsty?
They hardly drink while they breathe... do they?!
Why are they called "waiters" when we wait for them?
Seems like a mixup that's really gotten out of hand.
Can you taste your own mouth?
*licks lips, teeth, gums and cheeks*
Actually, what does water taste like?
*tastes shower water*
Do pets name their owners too?
No. Obviously not.
If I'm clean when I get out of the shower, how does the towel get dirty?
Someone please explain this madness.
Do we all see the same colour?
Does what's black to me look white to you? How could we ever know for sure? I think I need to sit down.
Is a bathtub just a reverse boat?
This feels like it could be the greatest discovery of our generation.
Why do I immediately feel the urge to sing as soon as I step into a shower?
Every. Single. Time.
To ponder all these questions and more outside of the shower cubicle, you should check out Take Ten With Twirl at Mahon Point Shopping Centre, Cork on Saturday August 4, Liffey Valley Shopping Centre, Dublin on August 18 or Eyre Square Shopping Centre, Galway on August 25.