1. People say Spain is a lovely place.
2. And I just don’t get it.
3. The buildings are terrible.
4. The inside of them is even worse.
5. It’s uncomfortably hot weather
6. And stupid beaches. Nothing else.
7. No other sites to see at all
8. And the water there is filthy and I wouldn’t go near it if I were you.
9. The food is just about average.
10. And you get served it in ugly buildings like this
11. There is nothing to explore
12. Nothing at all.