23 Reasons Why Melbourne Is A Horrendous Place To Live

We can't think about one good thing to say about the city...

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Some people say that Melbourne is one of the best cities in the world but we had a closer look and realised that is not the case at all. Have a look through these 23 photos and we think you’ll agree that there just isn’t any point either going to live there or visiting on holidays. Woeful place!!!

1.The beaches are absolutely woeful during the summer

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2.It is nearly impossible to get a decent cup of coffee in the city

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3.Forget about ever seeing a big international sports event

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4.Nope, there just aren’t any at all

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5.And the food scene is beyond poor. You’ll never find anything nice to eat here

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6.Don’t even think about going down Acland street for any of their cakes

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7.Getting around is a real chore

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8.And even something simple like catching a good film can be incredibly painful

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9.Don’t even get us started about finding something to do during holiday season

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10.And even when you drive out of the city the scenery is pretty lousy

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11.You can’t even drink your problems away because the wine is so poor

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12.And the beer isn’t much better.

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13.The city just doesn’t even look that good

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14.And things only get worse at night

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15.People from Melbourne just have no idea how to throw a good party or have a good time

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16.The local sports scene is even worse. You’d barely find a game of footie in town worth watching

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17.The buildings are mundane and boring like this train station

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18.And come the weekend there just aren’t any activities to do at all

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19.Even the animals around Melbourne are an unfriendly bunch

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20.The place just doesn’t have any culture, decent museums or anything to keep you entertained

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21.The street art is just lousy

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22.The worst thing about Melbourne are the people. They really couldn’t be less friendly

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23.So whatever you do make sure you don’t go to Melbourne to live or on holidays. Absolutely nothing to see there!

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Niall Harbison

Niall founded Lovin' Dublin with a few fairly simple aims: discover new places to eat in Dublin and share simple recipes cooked up in his kitchen.

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