23 Reasons Why Melbourne Is A Horrendous Place To Live
We can't think about one good thing to say about the city...
Some people say that Melbourne is one of the best cities in the world but we had a closer look and realised that is not the case at all. Have a look through these 23 photos and we think you’ll agree that there just isn’t any point either going to live there or visiting on holidays. Woeful place!!!
1.The beaches are absolutely woeful during the summer
2.It is nearly impossible to get a decent cup of coffee in the city
3.Forget about ever seeing a big international sports event
4.Nope, there just aren’t any at all
5.And the food scene is beyond poor. You’ll never find anything nice to eat here
6.Don’t even think about going down Acland street for any of their cakes
7.Getting around is a real chore
8.And even something simple like catching a good film can be incredibly painful
9.Don’t even get us started about finding something to do during holiday season
10.And even when you drive out of the city the scenery is pretty lousy
11.You can’t even drink your problems away because the wine is so poor
12.And the beer isn’t much better.
13.The city just doesn’t even look that good
14.And things only get worse at night
15.People from Melbourne just have no idea how to throw a good party or have a good time
16.The local sports scene is even worse. You’d barely find a game of footie in town worth watching
17.The buildings are mundane and boring like this train station
18.And come the weekend there just aren’t any activities to do at all
19.Even the animals around Melbourne are an unfriendly bunch
20.The place just doesn’t have any culture, decent museums or anything to keep you entertained
21.The street art is just lousy
22.The worst thing about Melbourne are the people. They really couldn’t be less friendly
23.So whatever you do make sure you don’t go to Melbourne to live or on holidays. Absolutely nothing to see there!
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