The world has officially gone mad my friends.
First we had the avo-latte, and now, now we have the 'cabbagino'.
Gas man Paul Howard, better known as persona Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, has made fun of the wild coffee trends of late in the best way possible.
He tweeted this pic of a feckin cappucino in a cabbage, saying he's just had one in the Obama Plaza in Moneygall, and people were pretty keen for it.
You can keep your avocado lattes. Just had one of these in the Obama Plaza. It's called a Cabbagino. pic.twitter.com/4CUTat7UXQ
— Ross O'Carroll-Kelly (@RossOCK) May 24, 2017
Anyway, bad news for coffee-n-cabbage lovers all over Ireland, because it doesn't exist.
"I was joking about the Cabbagino. I want to apologise to the staff of the Obama Plaza, who have been turning away Offaly hipsters all morning", Ross later said.
Sure you can always make one yourself?