You would be RAGING
We'd LOVE to move in here
"I've been eating here for 19 years, and the food is as good today as it was back then..."
The bomb was found in the early hours of this morning
Cows are so last year
And they're offering 2-for-1 food
Looking to press the 'restart' button? Book in here
And we couldn't agree more
It's organised by slick DJ collective Sim Simma
Straight out of 'Goldilocks & The Three Bears'...