We believe it was Plato who said that human beings love nothing better than free booze and sexy time.
That's an alternative fact, mind you, much like the ones displayed on the sign that was recently left outside Merry's Pub in Dungarvan, Waterford.
Well played, Merry's.
Thanks to Eoin Healy for the picture. For more pictures like this, follow lovindotie on Instagram. You know you want to.