10 Tweets That Prove The ’50 Nerds Of Grey’ Account Is The Best Thing On Twitter Right Now

50 Shades Of Grey was one of the biggest selling books of all time, introducing mammy porn to the masses in a way that none of us really expected.

But now, something even better – and more left field – has emerged on to the scene.

50 Nerds Of Grey is dirty talk as you've never heard before, and it's well worth a follow to liven up your timeline...

'Do you want a happy ending?' she asked, massaging his back.
'Yes please' he replied.
'OK' she said 'Jon Snow's still alive.'#GameofThrones

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 24, 2016

'I love listening to a man who can make me feel desperate and humiliated,' she said, squirming.
'All right,' he said, and called IT support.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 16, 2016

They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016

'I'm all yours tonight!' she cried, 'Do something to me you'd never normally dare do to a woman!'
'All right' he said, and made eye contact.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 30, 2016

He froze with fear. His control had gone, his end was sticky and there was no escape!
There was no doubt about it, he needed a new keyboard.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 25, 2016

'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'All right,' he said. 'What's the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 24, 2016

'Say bad things to me,' she begged, 'Terrible, unforgivable things!'
'OK,' he said, 'The Force Awakens isn't as good as The Phantom Menace.'

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 27, 2016

She squirmed as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear.
'Asdfg . . . hjkl . . . uiop.'
She loved it when he talked qwerty.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) February 7, 2016

Before making love, he always fumbled around for ages, unable to find what he was looking for - he was well known for his 404-play.

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 18, 2016

She had a special name for one of those nights when she was left disappointed because it turned out smaller than she'd hoped.
An #AppleEvent

— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) March 21, 2016