14 Memories We All Have Of Going To An Irish Teenage Disco

Does the scent of boy sweat and Charlie perfume bring vivid images of scoring your next-door neighbour in a dark corner to the soundtrack of The Cheeky Girls?

We thought so, and you’re not alone.

Don’t try to block out these traumatic memories of a time when Rimmel tan was king and you could actually drink a naggin of Huzzar straight without vomiting – those were the glory days and we will never get them back.

Take a trip down hazy memory lane of the ‘Teenage Disco’ – we can all relate to these experiences…

1. Hiding naggins in your bra

2. The shiny tan tights

3. Stocking up on chewing gum in the Tuck Shop

4. Getting put in the ‘Drunk Room’

5. THIS SONG

6. Playing Beat The Slapper

7. Lads wearing their best Confirmation outfit

8. The bang of LYNX Africa

9. Your Da’s mate was the “bouncer”

10. “Will ya shift me mate?”

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11. Slut dropping semi-sober

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12. Being obsessed with the 20 year old DJ

13. Spraying Lacoste perfume like a mad yoke to cover up the smell of fags

14. And finally, the death of your innocence </3

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Those memories will stay with us for life.