16 Different Ways Irish People Politely Tell You To F*ck Off

Swearing is one of the best ways to express yourself, but sometimes, for unknown reasons, it's not acceptable...

But that doesn't stop the Irish people.

We have a million different ways to tell someone to ahem, feck off, without saying the actual "bad" words. 

So if an Irish person ever utters any of these phrases to you, you know exactly what they're saying. 

1. I will, yeah

I will never do what you just asked me. At least, not for the foreseeable future. 

2. G'way out of that

Not happening, bud. 

3. Get stuffed

You heard me.

4. I will in me bollocks

If you could hear the things I'm saying in my head ... 

5. Go do one

Gobshite. 

6. You must be taking the piss

Most often said with a tone of disbelief, because you can't believe the fuckery you are dealing with right now. 

7. Sorry?

Saying sorry is second nature to us Irish,  but when it's said as a question you know you're in trouble. 

8. G'luck to ya

I'm finished with you, bye bye. 

9. Yeah

Said with a laugh and an intake of breath. 

10. You're grand, thanks

I would rather do anything else than what you just asked me, love. 

11. Cop on

How are you being so stupid?

12. Take a hike

You're not worth my time. 

13. Feck off

We so badly want to say something else, but we don't want to come across as harsh. 

14. I'll get back to you on that

I will never get back to you on that. 

15. Gerrup out of that

You'll hear this in Dublin most often, and if you do, you know what they mean. 

16. Would ya stop

Seriously, stop. End this conversation. 

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