Let the arguing in the comments begin, because we’ve just rated the 50 sexiest and least accents known to man.
Our ranking tool? Our own trusty ears. Is this true? You can be the judge.
The least sexiest accents in the world?
Little Britain ruined this.
If you’ve ever heard Flemmish spoken, you’ll agree.
Make it stop.
Very cute, but sexy? Nope. Unless they’re a Samurai warier.
44. New York
New YAAAAAHK. Nah.
An… Interesting one.
Croats just sound so harsh. Meh.
Midday Nigerian soaps on TV have us turned off.
Way too fast.
Not the worst, not the best.
Are you American or are you not? Stop talking so politely.
Take your Iron-Bru and get out.
Pretty. But naaat sexay.
Brings back traumatising Sound of Music memories.
It sounds like smoked fish. Let’s be honest.
These ones are juuuuuust okay. We guess.
27. London English
Preferably spoken while salsa dancing.
Those Arab delights. Mm.
Tall, blonde, and handsomely spoken.
Wine might be to blame for this.
Bringing hotness to Ireland since 1999. Or whenever.
14. New Zealand
Bonus points for being more chill than Ozzies.
Guten morgen to you…
The new sound of sexiness.
You ready for the top 10 sexiest?…
10. Southern American
That slow Texan drawl.
We can’t explain it. It’s just hot.
A global favourite, to be sure to be sure.
The language of love.
V sexy, hey?
3. Northern Irish
Jamie Dornan. Enough said.
If only Dolmio day was every day.
1. South African
Affrikaans is the key to our hearts.
So there ya have it. Where does your accent rate?