Top 50 Countries In The World Ranked By Sexiness Of Their Accents

How hot is yours?

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Let the arguing in the comments begin, because we've just rated the 50 sexiest and least accents known to man.

Our ranking tool? Our own trusty ears. Is this true? You can be the judge.

The least sexiest accents in the world?

50. Welsh

Little Britain ruined this.

49. Romanian 

Dracula? Meh.

48. Belgian 

If you've ever heard Flemmish spoken, you'll agree.

47. Indian 


46. Finnish 

Make it stop.

45. Japanese

Very cute, but sexy? Nope. Unless they're a Samurai warier. 

44. New York 


43. Swiss

Too serious.

42. Mauritian 

An... Interesting one.

41. Croatian 

Croats just sound so harsh. Meh.

40. Nigerian 

Midday Nigerian soaps on TV have us turned off.

39. Russian


38. Pakistani 

Way too fast.

37. Latvian

See 'Russian' 

36. Polish 

Not the worst, not the best.

35. Somalian 

Trust us.

34. Canadian 

Are you American or are you not? Stop talking so politely.

33. Glaswegian

Take your Iron-Bru and get out. 

32. Malaysian 

Pretty. But naaat sexay.

31. Chinese


30. Austrian 

Brings back traumatising Sound of Music memories.

29. Estonian 

Sliiiightly better.

28. Norwegian 

It sounds  like smoked fish. Let's be honest.

These ones are juuuuuust okay. We guess.

27. London English 

Alri Bruv.

26. Argentine

Preferably spoken while salsa dancing.

25. Thai 

Surprisingly adorable.

24. Czech 


23. Libyan 

Those Arab delights. Mm.

22. Dutch

Tall, blonde, and handsomely spoken.

21. Chilean 

Wine might be to blame for this.

20. Greek 

Mamma Mia!

19. Zimbabwean 

So strong.

18. American 


17. Mexican 

Oh, .

16. Portuguese 

Bringing hotness to Ireland since 1999. Or whenever.

15. Scottish 


14. New Zealand 

Bonus points for being more chill than Ozzies.

13. Danish 

Vikings. Hello?

12. German 

Guten morgen to you...

11. Brazilian 

The new sound of sexiness.

You ready for the top 10 sexiest?...

10. Southern American 

That slow Texan drawl.

9. Jamaican 


8. Israeli 

We can't explain it. It's just hot.

7. Spanish 

Because obviously.

6. Irish 

A global favourite, to be sure to be sure.

5. French 

The language of love.

4. Australian 

V sexy, hey?

3. Northern Irish 

Jamie Dornan. Enough said.

2. Italian 

If only Dolmio day was every day.

1. South African 

Affrikaans is the key to our hearts.

So there ya have it. Where does your accent rate?

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