And so begins the worst week of the month for most people. The week before payday. When decisions that seem like nothing earlier in the month turn into life and death situations.
We have to get through it together until next week when we'll be spending money like there's no tomorrow all over again.
Will we ever learn? How many of these can you relate to?
1. Take the bus or be able to afford lunch?
Walk for an hour or starve to death?
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2. Do you really need phone credit?
Those who truly care will call you.
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3. Filling your car up with €5 worth of petrol
That should be enough to get you out of the petrol station.
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4. The absolute fear of checking your bank balance
Though it must be done.
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5. Crisp sandwiches can be eaten for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Crispy goodness.
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6. Going on a first date and having to pretend you're not perennially broke
Oh it's my round? How about we move on somewhere else? Like the park?
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7. Using your credit card to buy beans
And those painful few seconds where you pray it still works.
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8. Reminding your friend of that pint you bought them back in 2013
Karma, bitch.
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9. Drinking alone on a Friday night in
Please. No judgies.
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10. And actively discouraging your friends from doing anything fun just because you're broke
Why would you want to eat food in a restaurant?
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11. Googling 'free things to do' every single day
And finding nothing. Ever.
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12. Screaming 'shots!' on a night out and hoping somebody else will pay for it
Of course I'll buy the next one. *slides away from table never to return*
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13. Tickets to see your favourite band are always released when you're flat broke
No Killers for me.
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14. Literally counting the days until you can afford a hair cut
Because you can't see out your face.
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15. Spending all the coins in your coin jar which you started three days ago
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16. And finally, getting a taxi halfway home
Just leave me here good sir, I can walk the last seven miles myself.
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