The List Of Prohibited Items For Guns N Roses In Slane Is Utterly Bizarre

Sometimes the human race seriously gives us cause for concern about the average intelligence levels, and the full list of prohibited items for the upcoming Guns n Roses gig at Slane is a prime example.

Guys – you should NOT need to be told you can’t bring certain things. Like certain completely ludicrous and highly dangerous things.

MCD released the list, and some of the more insane items that people have clearly tried to sneak in before (or they wouldn’t have bothered mentioning them) include animals (obvs not including service animals), a feckin light saber, tridents, Nitrous Oxide, Chinese or Sky Lanterns and flares.

It should kinda be common sense that these things are just not okay to bring to a concert. C’mon.

Gig goers should also take note that excessive cigarettes may be taken from you (what’s classed as excessive we couldn’t say), and that selfie sticks are also a no-no. MCD are just doing you a favour <3

Planning to go really wild? Read this little warning: “Do not crowd surf / mosh, as you will be removed from the venue without a refund.”

Aww. 

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