PIC: 'The Donald' Is Selling His Boeing 757 On DoneDeal

Celtic Phoenix, wua?

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Just to clarify your thoughts that the whole world has indeed lost the run of itself, someone named simply 'Donald', has just put up an ad for a Boeing 757 on popular buying-and-welling website, DoneDeal. 

The ad states that the ginormous plane is being sold for €100, in North County Dublin and is being sold on due to recent 'change in circumstances'.

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The ad in its entirety says:

1 tacky Boeing 757 with gold fittings for sale. Comes with beds, lounges and lots of TVs. This aircraft has seen lots of action and miles in the mile high club. Perfect for stag parties, those who still believe the Celtic Tiger is alive and well and possibly a Glamping Site in Sligo.

Drinks service as standard - grab them in the cockpit.

Reason for selling: Change in circumstances means I now have access to a pair of blue and white Boeing 747s.

All reasonable offers considered.

All reasonable offers considered? 

Sweet. Wonder if they'd let it go for €20.

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Kate Demolder

Kate is a contributing writer here at Lovin Dublin. You are as likely to see her indulging in some of Dublin’s finer establishments, as well as panic-exercising the day after.

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