Twitter never fails to deliver when it comes to hilarious content.
Trending on Twitter: not great for productivity levels – blink once and you’ll find yourself three hours deep in a thread discussing different conspiracy theories – but that aside it’s the place to go when you’re feeling glum and need a good LOL.
‘Seduce Someone in Four Words’ is the latest hashtag to entertain us to no end. Currently trending on Twitter, the replies are absolutely gas.
Below are some of my faves.
The answer is yes. The answer is always yes.
#SeduceSomeoneInFourWords @NaoiseRedmond do you want dominos
— Alan O'Connor (@justmanupAlan) January 16, 2020
Shivers.
Garlic cheese fries. Large.#SeduceSomeoneInFourWords
— LiamOSullivan (@FFrink) January 16, 2020
When you’re broke and contemplating beans on toast for dinner for the eighth night in a row.
Invoice received, payment processed. #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords
— Copywriting by Hand (@Meadhbh_h) January 16, 2020
Sports fans will relate.
Six Nations. 16 days. #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords pic.twitter.com/B2RxLB9Def
— World Rugby (@WorldRugby) January 16, 2020
Sharing is caring.
I have extra calippos.#SeduceSomeoneInFourWords pic.twitter.com/b8LP6mV31j
— Jonathan Fitzpatrick (@JFitzpatrick92) January 16, 2020
Guaranteed to make suitors swoon.
I'm registered to vote#SeduceSomeoneInFourWords
— Orla ní Dhúill (@NaturallyOrla) January 16, 2020
There is only one answer…and that answer is obviously yes (in case that wasn’t abundantly clear).
Do you want bagels?#SeduceSomeoneInFourWords
— tim carey (@tim_carey1) January 16, 2020
How to win the Lovin office over: a guide.
I've bought us Doughnuts #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords pic.twitter.com/KSuQDRufvZ
— Emma Burrows (@DrEmmaBurrows) January 16, 2020
FINE. You’ve convinced me.
Coming for a pint?#SeduceSomeoneInFourWords
— Liam (@LiamDargan) January 16, 2020
“I cooked the dinner” also good.
"I Washed The Dishes" #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords pic.twitter.com/LpMJmFhQ4s
— Cam Ward (@CamJPWard) January 16, 2020
And for the golden ticket…
I have road frontage #SeduceSomeoneInFourWords
— Emmet Curtin (@emmetcurtin) January 16, 2020
Endless entertainment.