Valentine’s Day divides the human race into two categories: Lovers, and Haters.
For some people, it’s a day of celebrating love and romance and flowers and all things sweet and heart shaped. For others, it’s a whole heap of commercial tripe.
Luckily, both sides come out with some fairly gas comments about the national love holiday.
Consider this our Valentine’s gift to you all xox
This could either make or break someone’s day – only one way to find out..
This guy who’s just looking out for you.
Happy Valentine’s day all you loved up couples ????have a good one and remember THINK CONTRACEPTION!!
— Cj O’Shea (@CjsLifeYall) February 14, 2017
We feel your pain.
me this morning when I wake up to no romantic valentines gestures even though I’m aware I have -2 boyfriends pic.twitter.com/BigxGqsBBd
— shauntay (@shauntae_stay) February 14, 2017
Oh no. Oh noooooo.
Ah the aul Valentine’s day meal later booked a nice curry house few beers then head home to the wife and see what shite she’s cooked for us
— Mark Harney (@markmod80) February 14, 2017
Tomato-Tomahto.
Valentine’s Day card from wife thanked me for 17 happy years, we’ve been together 19. Going through them year by year at the moment.
— Neil O’Riordan (@noriordan) February 14, 2017
Morgan Freeman speaks the truth boys.
Me: Where do you want to eat tonight?
Girlfriend: Wherever you pick is fine.
Morgan Freeman: Wherever he picked was not fine.#valentines
— Evil C (@ValentinoEvilC) February 14, 2017
Hey, there’s always next year
Gonna spend my Valentine’s Day filling out my first dates form ????
— Jennifer Perry (@jenniferperry_x) February 14, 2017
Umm… Safety first?
A Valentine’s motto for us all! Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! ????????❤️❤️???? pic.twitter.com/4LwL10WE3z
— Helen Carr (@HelenOBP) February 14, 2017
Now now, don’t be jealous x
Working out the best way to tell my housemate to fix her headboard if she’s going to fuck a pneumatic drill. HAPPY VALENTINE’S!
— Teresa C (@sorobotic) February 14, 2017
Just be thankful you have sweets. 🙂
Someone who recognises the important things in life.
Today is Valentine’s Day… more importantly Pancake Tuesday is in two weeks. ????????????
— lauren walsh (@LWalshMusic) February 14, 2017
Gonna spend my Valentine’s Day filling out my first dates form ????
— Jennifer Perry (@jenniferperry_x) February 14, 2017
A Valentine’s motto for us all! Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone! ????????❤️❤️???? pic.twitter.com/4LwL10WE3z
— Helen Carr (@HelenOBP) February 14, 2017
Working out the best way to tell my housemate to fix her headboard if she’s going to fuck a pneumatic drill. HAPPY VALENTINE’S!
— Teresa C (@sorobotic) February 14, 2017
Today is Valentine’s Day… more importantly Pancake Tuesday is in two weeks. ????????????
— lauren walsh (@LWalshMusic) February 14, 2017
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