When You Say 'Jesus Christ' In Front Of An Irish Mammy
"I apologise Father!"
It's a risky business to swear in front of an Irish mammy – you soon discover you're never too old for the wooden spoon.
But, as Alice Diver brilliantly points out, the worst thing you could possibly do in front of an old school mam is take the Lord's name in vain.
Just don't do it, kids.