WATCH: An Irish Magician Does Tricks In McDonalds And It’s Trippy AF

We like to think we’ve a keen eye for tomfoolery but the latest antics from Northern Irish magician Joel M has us absolutely baffled. 

He may be only 20 years old but Joel has hundreds of years worth of tricks up his sleeve. Such sleight of hand! Such speed! Such, dare we say it out loud, magic. 

Joel recently went into McDonalds and apparently couldn’t just order a cheeseburger like the rest of us. Nope, he blows all logic out of the water with his magic tricks in the store. 

Chicken nuggets with bites out of them magically become whole, salt turns into pepper in front of your eyes and a milkshake becomes a McFlurry in seconds. 

We’ve watched this about 15 times and still can’t see how the fuck Joel manages to do this: 

This is what happens when a magician goes to McDonald’s ???????? pic.twitter.com/4UANIRuUMp

— JOEL.m (@imjoelm) May 13, 2018

Share your secrets with us Joel, please? To be able to turn two nuggets into six will come in very handy indeed this weekend. 

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