What would we do without them?
How many dollary-doos?
It's split into north and south Londonderry
It's a tough time for us all
That explains why our battery is so terrible
PIC: Irishman's Disheartening Online Post After Taxi Man Allegedly Refuses Fare Because He's "Too Fat"
The taximan said he couldn't change gears because the passenger was so fat.
We've all gotten a text like this at some stage from the auld lady
The chances of this happening are 0.0000015869%
Leaked Footage Shows Irish Footballer Performing 'Sex Act' On Northern Ireland Street Over The Weekend
"This sort of behaviour is wrong on every level"
If you can last longer than this - you're doing better than most of the country!