"What's consistently voted the sexiest accent? Southern Irish. And its sexiest proponent? Colin himself. He's starred in dozens of movies and rarely has to change his accent - it's his calling card, and it's also a marvelous example of an accent known the world over."
At least, that's what this random video tutorial of how to speak like our own dear Colin says, so it must be true, right?
The tutorial, which provides prime examples of Colin-ese from the sofa of Ellen Degeneres and other media clips, takes you on a journey of shortened vowels, elongated 'u', and a whole lotta 'r's.
Take notes people...
Or you know, just marvel at the kind of people out there who are actually taking notes.