Americans can buy their very own Trumpy Bear.
This patriotic bear has been designed to help Americans feel proud of their country.
For just two payments of $19.95, you can own a bear with an uncanny resemblance to President Donald J. Trump.
If you still can't believe what you just read above, I can't believe I just typed it.
The ad starts with the words, "The word whispered through the forest...a storm is coming...you can not defeat the storm...from the trees rose a resounding voice...I fear nothing...I come when the Trumpet sounds...I am the Storm." (sic)
And if that doesn't tee up a sales pitch, I don't know what could tbh.
Watch the advert below.
The ad suggests cuddling up with Trumpy Bear and the American flag blanket, which is hidden in a secret compartment in back of Trumpy Bear, or proudly displaying Trumpy Bear on flag day or any American holiday, because why else would you own a bear with a bad toupé and a tie?
We still can't get over that this is a real ad on TV.
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