The 12 Funniest Worldwide Tweets Of The Week

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We’ve started rounding up some of the best tweets of the week as a small gesture to you guys, for making us cackle and spit out our tea at work.

Fortune favours the gas, and you guys are potentially the most gaseous group we’ve ever come across.

Don’t believe us? Check these guys out…

1. God bless America with @StillOutToGetMe

a naked girl could get thousands of RTs, but how many can our troops get? pic.twitter.com/9epSh7SBGZ

— ???? (@caliparifIow) May 30, 2016

2. When shopping attacks with @omgDebbie

I’m raging this product is out of stock because I have so many questions pic.twitter.com/8JEnxw6I0z

— Debbie (@omgDebbie) May 30, 2016

3. Like, literally with @solomongeorgio

4. Dinner and a show with @iamchrisscott

Let’s give it up for restaurants that assume people want to listen to house music while they eat

— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) May 31, 2016

5. Modern history with @curtis_fhc

pic.twitter.com/AW0V3SgFcE

— juul me jen (@stillxcold) May 29, 2016

6. One track dog with @GrrlGhost

Date: You’re being kind of quiet, is there something on your mind?
My mind: pic.twitter.com/prJFN8o8cN

— sneaky dogfriend (@GrrlGhost) May 28, 2016

7. Isn’t it weird? with @dgahk

its crazy that OJ Simpson got away with murder when his lawyers were Ross Geller and Danny Zuko

— ???????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????? (@dgahk) May 31, 2016

8. Proper order with @acciofollowersx

don’t fuckin speak to me if u don’t eat ur pizza crusts

— steph (@commierascal) June 1, 2016

9. Plot twist with @chunkbardey

I love when birthday cards have naughty twists like this pic.twitter.com/mKV7ITDatx

— charlie (@chunkbardey) May 31, 2016

10. Copyright with @Jfarrers

Milkshake was originally written in 1789 as a song about pepper. pic.twitter.com/4HNeGid9oY

— J Farrers (@Jfarrers) May 27, 2016

11. The downside of celebrity with @sruoloc

antiques roadshow is goin off the rails pic.twitter.com/HeAQBe6Xlh

— dom (@HeadRave) May 27, 2016

12. Common courtesy with @scootertooter7

While I have no objection to mothers nursing in public, they need to be sensible about it pic.twitter.com/4v3jXRlvFe

— Scoots (@scootertooter7) May 26, 2016