Yes, you did read that correctly. There's a rather raunchy party happening in Laois next month, and it all sounds pretty sex-ay.
A Summer White Party will be held in a private country estate in Laois where couples (and single pringles) from all over Ireland will meet up for a weekend of pure debauchery.
So, what exactly is it? Organised by Killing Kittens, a members only sex club, the parties are aimed at women and allow people to indulge their fantasies in a "safe but sexually-charged environment."
Killing Kittens says that:
"Our parties are run by a strict set of rules – girls are in control and must make the first move and everybody must wear masks. Abiding by this, allow yourself to let go of all your inhibitions. KK parties are the ultimate lustful experience, for a night that you will never forget."
Here's the suss with the Laois sexy gaff party...
"Experience the elegance and luxury of an Irish Country House and Estate built in the late 1700’s surrounded by acres of exclusive woodland so no one will hear you moan"
"Surround yourself with champagne, oysters and like-minded pleasure seekers. Whether it’s in a lavish country mansion or steamy hot tub and jacuzzi penthouse, KK parties are the place to fulfil your wildest desires."
The party is taking place on June 9, and tickets are €40 for single gals or €130 per couple.
Dress code is cocktail dress, suits, lingerie and masks. VERY Christian Grey...