Already this year, we've covered 'sounding', a male sexual trend which is set to be big in 2018.
While the thought of it is enough to make you wince, the latest penis-related trend we've stumbled across doesn't sound as painful but is equally bizarre.
It seems that some lads have taken to undergoing laser treatment in a bid to whiten the colour of their manhood.
Yep. According to the South China Morning Post, men have been flocking to the Lelux Hospital in Bangkok (stop laughing) in Thailand for the controversial procedure.
It all started when one patient came in to complain about a 'dark part' on his groin and the hospital now sees about 100 men a month for similar procedures.
Bunthita Wattanasiri, manager for the skin and laser department at the hospital said:
'These days a lot of people are asking about it,” revealed Bunthita Wattanasiri, manager for the skin and laser department at the hospital.
'We have to be careful because it’s a sensitive part of the body.'
It certainly is. How far are these new penis trends going to go? We're not sure we want to find out.