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03rd Oct 2018

‘Sounding’ Is A New (And Extremely Sore) Male Sex Trend That Nobody Asked For

Darragh Berry

Men are fairly sensitive about the whole downstairs department at the best of times so when you tell them about something which sounds as sore as ‘sounding’, they’re going to wince.

Just like no man can watch the video below in full, it’s going to be hard to read this article without letting out a few ‘ohs’ and pulling a lot of facial expressions in disgust along the way…

‘Sounding’ is the act of…oh good Jaysus, sliding a (very well lubricated) piece of rod down the urethra of the penis.

‘Sounding’ is not something that you should rush into without planning. It needs thought and research but when done right, apparently, it can be very pleasurable…

According to Metro: “the urethra is lined with super-sensitive nerve endings, which can be extremely pleasurable when stimulated. Additionally, for those with a penis, deep urethral play is the only way to directly massage the prostate.”

As well as this, people find doing unnatural stuff a huge turn on according to sex expert, Jess Wilde.

There are a lot of rules that you need to follow if you want to conduct a bit of ‘sounding’, some of these include:

  • Never insert an item that is not designed for urethral sounding into the urethra – this includes fingers.
  • Always use a sterile water-based lubricant.
  • Clean your hands and genitals thoroughly prior to play.
  • Always urinate after

Tbh, after reading that, we’d rather look at that football video on repeat if you don’t mind…

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