It's the most exciting time of the year for Irish ladies - the Farmers Calendar is finnnallly out, and the country lads are looking fairly fit.
As in, covered in tussled hay and pitch forks fit.
There's even a pug prop. Can't deal.
All you have to do to be in with a chance of starring in the hottest photo shoot of the farming year is fill out this online form and attach a strapping pic of yourself in your finest wellies.
Overalls optional. Know someone perfect for this? Let them know!
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