It's that time of week again where we pluck the vert best Irish tweets from obscurity and put them out on a platform for everyone to see.
This week's standards are just as high, if not higher, that any week before - and we are just delighted to present you with the 12 very best Irish tweets of the week.
1. Sweet baby Jesus
Take this all of you and eat it. This is my body pic.twitter.com/1sk006eBzb
— Michael Fry (@BigDirtyFry) June 20, 2017
2. The real world
Did you know? Every 60 seconds, lighting strikes the Earth over 300 times,an African child dies & 40 new donut shops open in Cork city.
— Laurasaurus (@Laurasaurus2000) June 26, 2017
Who, outside of the 1%, is buying brand name butter in 2017?
— Shane O'Mahony (@ShaneOMahony10) June 29, 2017
4. Modern dating
Did someone actually just slide into my DM's on PlayStation pic.twitter.com/gS32n5Djut
— adam (@RummHammm) June 29, 2017
5. The Gospel according to Don
Old and New Testament ???? pic.twitter.com/PAdWV4KLZh
— Ciaraíoch ???? (@Ciaraioch) June 28, 2017
6. High standards
7. A mother's instinct
My mam needs glasses to read the text on her phone but she can see drizzle 4 miles away if the washing is out on the line
— Amy O'Mahony (@AmyOMahony_x) June 27, 2017
It should be the law of the land that every shop must deliver chicken fillet rolls to every gay after Pride
— Peter (@POBHerty) June 25, 2017
10. Social networking
mood: the square customer service woman coming up when you google search the opening hours pic.twitter.com/Uo50ZIKVvH
— john (@Scarlet4UrMa) June 23, 2017
11. Thems the rules
A table in Wigwam called the guards on two American girls who were doing Irish accents
— ???????????????????????? ℭ???????????????????????? but actually Aoife (@infinityonhi) June 23, 2017
12. And finally, feelings
I’m not usually prey to easy sentiment, but damnit if I don’t find myself choking back tears at this every time I fly into Dublin airport pic.twitter.com/hdJdsliKDE
— Mark O'Connell (@mrkocnnll) June 23, 2017
Stay tuned for next week - you big bunch of gas weirdos.