1. Freedom of choice
You're not forced to eat turkey so you can have whatever the hell you want.
2. It's sunny
Well, I mean... it's usually sunnier than Christmas.
An obvious one but perhaps the most important.
4. No presents
You're not obliged to buy presents for anyone which means more of your hard-earned money just for you.
5. The pubs are open
Not on Good Friday but pints can be had on Easter Sunday which is really what it's all about.
6. No shite music
No Mariah, no Cliff Richard, no Slade. Bliss.
7. It's always on a Sunday
Unlike the shitshow that is Christmas when you don't know what day is when.
8. You don't really have to go home
A simple phone call will suffice. Try that at Christmas and see what happens.
9. Finally, no shit Christmas cracker jokes