You've only gone and done it again, Twitter.
Making our job easy once more, you've slayed us via the wonders of your minds. We thank you, we love you and now we're showing you off for all the world to see.
Keep doing what you're doing.
2. This educated guess
jaysus I'd say the lecturers put ye to sleep pic.twitter.com/ew51SVBo5e
— Derek (@DirkVanBryn) October 4, 2016
3. This innocent message sent out by An Garda Síochána
This iphone found in Kells Co Meath last Friday. Image of Bread as screen saver.To reclaim contact Kells Gardaí on 046-9240999 pic.twitter.com/Rye7vpMJ32
— An Garda Síochána (@GardaTraffic) October 3, 2016
4. This long-awaited confession
Finally, it all makes sense.
I'M RESPONSIBLE pic.twitter.com/zNrDO4Et2o
— Dee McDonnell (@deevseverything) October 2, 2016
5. A novel, by Ireland on a Sunday morning
My autobiography pic.twitter.com/ivSTApHlZo
— Ciarán???? (@ApotheCiaran) October 3, 2016
6. Life imitates art
Every time I see this place I read it in Lois from family guy's voice pic.twitter.com/6UIO8mwrRT
— emma flynn (@mormonhorse) October 2, 2016
7. Customer service
A customer just asked for a free glass of prosciutto I'm going home
— halloween tinsel (@motlinebling) October 1, 2016
8. Real talk
colleague gave me vegan cheese in work, tasted like a Soviet Winter Ration
— subpoena higgins (@Cuntharsis) October 3, 2016
9. Missed opportunities
If Blake Lively doesn't call her new baby Fairly then what is the actual point
— Ciara Knight (@Ciara_Knight) September 30, 2016
10. Britney's first night out
11. Twitter before twitter was
12. And finally, Marty Whelan with the news
Great job pic.twitter.com/3H4Ar4OQvC
— blave-yo (@maeveyo) September 29, 2016