These Galway Residents Have Taken Extreme Measures To Stop People Pissing On Their Property

Urine for a shock...

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Are they taking the piss?

Well, not anymore, if this foreboding sign does what it intends to do. 

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The sign reads:

'WARNING: PISSING HERE WILL CAUSE YOUR PENIS TO EXPLODE!

We understand that you are bursting but the river if right behind you, go piss there. Then we won't have to smell it. Quick, run, you can make it!!'

A wee bit too far?

The residents of the property on The Long Walk in Galway are clearly fed up with people using the front of their house as a toilet and have taken matters into their own hands. 

We're not sure how accurate the threat is, or indeed if they even possess the necessary technology to carry out what is clearly an unethical anatomical procedure.

But we certainly don't want to be the ones to find out. 

So next time you're drinking cans in this part of Galway, best hold it in until a more appropriate facility becomes available. 

Credit: Micheál Reidy/Facebook

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James Fenton

A simple Dublin boy trying to make his way in this crazy old world. A newshound with a nose for sport. Hobbies include small talk and eye contact.

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