We Need This Mermaid Blanket In Our Lives

I don’t know about the rest of you, but my survival through winter will be relying heavily upon how many blankets I can wrap myself in before hitting the hay.

I haven’t yet figured out how to order oil for our gaff, #adulting, so for now myself and my housemates are freezing our arses off without heat.

In preperation for winter I’ve been stocking up on plenty of blankets, robbing them from my parents house and whatnot, as you do. 

But this one, I want. 

It’s just SO cool. You’d look like a real-life mermaid AND be warm too! Win-win. 

Unfortunately, for now, it’s sold out on ASOS. But we’re hoping and praying that it will be restocked soon. 

I did find some similar ones here, and here, but I’m not sure how good/reputable they’d be compared to trusty ol’ ASOS. 

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